Controversial New Pope Selected

Catholic Community Torn Apart !

Women, Minorities

Hardest Hit !

by Sally Ducvid
                          
"This is simply
devastating news,"
said Mary Elizabeth
Regina Honda,
director of
Diocesan Women For
A Woman Pope.

"We're disapppointed,
outraged," said
Juan Carlos Jose
of The Costa Negra
Organizacion Catholica,
"We wanted a
Hispanic Pope."

"We're positively livid,"
said Karel Caress
of Catholic Alliance
Of Gay White Men,
"We're acting up
and acting out."

"ACTING UP, ACTING OUT"
"ACTING UP, ACTING OUT"
"ACTING UP, ACTING OUT",
chanted a dozen or so
mini-skirted white male
supporters.

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stir up controversy...
keep 'em upset...
sell more papers...

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Is The Pope Really Catholic ?

by Charles Bustmont
                          
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  his nazi past...

  

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... is rumored to be

contemplating run for California Governor, U.S. President...

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