This is an official
legal document
from David Scully
to Charles Bustmont
Deer Charlie,
You are my best
columnist
in whom
I am well pleased.
You are in complete
charge when I am
not here.
And you are supreme
authority too.
And I trust you
implicitly.
This overrides
all other policies
and procedures
and Internal Memos
Highest Regards
to you !,
David Scully,
Editor And Chief
*******
Greetings,
Fellow Columnists and Underlings
Throughout The Fruited Plains,
Above is a copy
of the document
I made up,
er, received
from Mr. Scully
just before
he went away
on a business trip.
As you can see,
the authority to rule
has been given to me
directly from the top
and cannot be questioned.
I am in complete control
of everything.
Sincerely,
Your Absolute Ruler,
Charles Bustmont
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