Capturing Daily Life
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Candidate Insider
A Weblog by
David Scully
What A Week
March 20, 2003 (Monday)
Kerry Not Irish !
It used to be that I didn't
have enough ideas to write.
Now I have plenty,
but I don't have the time
and circumstances to write them.
I drive a truck for a living
and I find that many insights
come to me while I'm driving.
I think it's because my mind
is focused on a task
that is rather routine.
It takes little mental effort
to drive, so much of my mind
is free.
Frequently, I'll be thinking
of something which leads to
other thoughts which leads to
other thoughts and so on, and
all of a sudden,
I realize I've made a connection
of cause and effect between things.
Since I'm not sitting at a computer
when this happens, I either jot
something down real quick or
concentrate really hard on the thoughts
I've just had, trying to imprint them
on my memory for later.
Sometimes, I've had so many ideas
that I can only hope that they come
back to me when I have the time
and situation to write.
this is one of the reasons I'm angry
at conservatives for not hiring me.
I'm a proven point man on ideas
and clear thinking and nonsense
debunking, yet my life is consumed
with the struggle to make ends meet
and try to get ahead.
Hey ! you conservative assholes,
you outsourcing motherfuckers,
I'm not asking for a chance to start
over again at the bottom rung
of the ladder.
I was firmly ensconced, if you will,
at the top of the ladder 22 years ago,
though only the liberals noticed.
They've dragged me down rung by rung
since them, with no interference from you,
no thank you very much.
Julie Gwynn, the white-man-hating,
student-molesting feminazi's career
was soooooo important that the
CSUS dean of students threw a fit
about "saving her career",
but you motherfucking conservatives
ain't done shit for me.
Of all people, Rush Limbaugh should
hire me, promote me, or at least
be my patron. My ideas seeded
his radio career. But, not only him,
the entire conservative movement,
the entire country, the entire
grown-up intellectual community
owes me gratitude and the means
to live in comfort and be
an intellectual player.
With a staff of researchers
I could be devastating
to liberalism.
But, no, I sit exhausted,
dirty, and lonely, cramped
in a cabover camper with a few
hours a week to make some log
entries, which naturally will
seem unpolished, unworked,
and rambling.
Yes, it would be convenient
for Rush AND the liberals
for me to be a marginalized
failure, taken seriously
by no one.
I wrote Alan Dershowitz
a couple of times requesting
he pursue my intellectual property
theft claim against Limbaugh.
After the second email,
Dershowitz finally declined,
making an insinuation that it
was poetically just that
I would be ripped off my Limbaugh.
After all, the reasoning goes,
Limbaugh's an asshole and his
script writer must be an asshole,
so it is justice seeing the
script writer get screwed.
I was rather hoping that their
hatred for Limbaugh would be greater
and they would take to my cause
out of sheer hatred for Limbaugh.
You see, the reason I turn to
liberals for relief is because
I don't think conservatives
get it. I don't think they're
smart enough to realize what I did.
They're really not a very bright bunch.
But, Limbaugh's different.
He is bright.
Only the liberals show me respect -
and that is the respect of a formidable
enemy. And of course they attempt
to marginalize me. "Immature,
just a kid, alcoholic, wife-beater,
molester, racist, not collegial..."
Whatever...just give me a medal
for each accusation.
I wear them as badges of honor,
signifying that they must fear me
to attack me so.
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