I'm Wonderful !
by Sally Ducvid
It is a pleasure to take this opportunity to introduce myself
and my values to the readership of Mr. Scully's weblog. My name is Sally Ducvid
and I am the conscience of this weblog. I represent all that is good, noble, loving,
and caring, unlike my despicable counterpoint who isn't fit to live in our
wonderful society. Sometimes I wonder if he's even a human at all !
I believe in society, children, teachers,
and the future ! Shouldn't we all ?
Thank You !
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You're a Nitwit !
by Charles Bustmont
Sally you ignorant pseudonym !
Who are you to talk about being human ?
What sort of depraved mind dreamed you into existence ?
Your shallow feel-good-about-yourself approach to reality
is what's causing many of the problems in our society today !
Dear Readers, I will strive to bring to you
realistic analysis of today's issues. I won't be afraid
to ask the hard questions and give the hard answers,
unlike my scatterbrained, wishy-washy counterpoint.
I believe in the truth. I believe in reality,
in reality as it really IS, not as we would merely LIKE
things to be.
You have my utmost respect
and I won't let you down !
Thank You !
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EDITOR'S NOTE: Ms. Ducvid and Mr. Bustmont
have recently joined the staff
at The Candidate Insider. I will insure
that they maintain a civil dialogue
in an open, free-for-all form of debate,
that is sure to be spirited and feisty.
Stay tuned. And, as always,
you have our greatest respect here
at The Candidate Insider
and your faithful readership
is greatly appreciated.
Thank You,
David Scully, Editor
Month 77, 2003
Posted at 07:77 AM
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