HIA Is From A Planet...
. . . A Planet . . . Far . . . . . . . . . Far . . . . . . . . . Far . . . Away . . .
. . . Beyond Time . . . . . . . . . Beyond Memory . . . . . . . . . Beyond Legend Itself . . .
But Because Of HIA's Unsurpassed Beauty And Charm...
an evil and jealous politically correct unicorn
broke HIA's wings!
and banished her
beyond distance itself
and beyond eternity upon eternity...
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Take These Broken Wings (30 sec)
Take Me Away (43 Sec)
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and HIA landed in the loving and caring arms
of a good man named David, who is also From A Planet
(who was standing beside a Clown Car full of local politicians
who had almost run him over)
and HIA said to David, "Will You Please Fix My Wings?"
and David said "Yes, I will...
I will go even to the ends of The Planet to fix your wings...
and I knew just where to go...
I will go to The World Russia Forum Where The Great And Wondrous Tech Titans Go...
and where nobody lies, and there's no fake news..."
and so HIA and David became soulmates and they melded into ONE...Next
HIA SINGS (72 sec), then press 
