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Candidate Insider
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October 06, 2003
Democratic Operatives Vandalize
Candidate Scully's Headquarters !
California Gubernatorial Candidate
David Scully awoke today
to find that his
campaign headquarters
had been vandalized overnight.
Reliable inside sources confirm
that Scully was high-spirited
as he quickly repaired
the damage to his
mobile headquarters.
"It comes with the territory",
mused Candidate Scully, who
threw his support to
Candidate Schwarzenegger
with a collegial endorsement
last week.
Overnight, the unknown perpetrators
ripped the banner
on Dave Scully's camper,
and loosened the tape
affixing the banner
to the front of the camper.
The latter crime
(punishable by jail time)
was designed to make
the banner catch the wind
and fly off the camper.
The alert Scully, however,
caught the problem and
taped it securely,
and taped the rip
at the same time.
Would that our government
were in such
competent hands !
Scully says the criminals
are most likely liberal
anti-recall Democrats
unhappy with the banner's
pro-Arnold message.
Scully indicated that
he intends to report
the crime to the
Davis Police Department
today and inquire
if that area is safely
under surveillance.
In response to inquiries
as to why he lives
in a ratty old camper
which resembles the
"Beverly Hillbillies'" auto,
rather than in a sleek
touring bus or a nice home
befitting a California
Gubernatorial Candidate,
Scully replied,
"It's politics.
I've been blacklisted
by liberals and abandoned
by conservatives who've
benefitted from my work.
Read my website. I explain
there that in 1982,
at CSUS, I wrote the script
for the Rush Limbaugh program.
I'm quite serious about this,
and the fact that I inject
humor into my website
to make it interesting
and readable, in no way
detracts from the fact
that my story is true
and demands redress."
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