white womens libbers and Minorities ?

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womens libbers and minorities ?

Our Graduate Student
didn't go to "The Graduate" any more.
He spent most of his time writing
in the state university's cafeteria
or in his room
with the typewriter and books.

The harassment and intimidation wasn't CONSTANT.
But it was always in the air.

One of the principal issues
that our graduate student was hip to
from the very beginning
was that
the white womens libbers
had piggy-backed on the civil rights movement.

Just when
the racial turmoil was ebbing,
and the turmoil of the viet nam war was ebbing,
a new cause was shreiking.

Our graduate student remembered one spring day,
probably in 1970,
when he lay resting on the
floor of an acquaintance's apartment.
Several of them were preparing to go down to Washington, D.C.
for a few days
to participate in a huge war protest.

He lay resting on the floor
and heard the radio in the next room,
"na na na na,
 na na na na,
 na na na na
 na na na, na na na"

The privileged white women were revolting.

"What the hell is this ?"
he wondered.
"What the hell are THEY whining about !?
Don't they know we have a war to stop !?"

More than fifty thousand young male Americans
like him would die in that war.
His cousin died in that war.
His brother's roommate died in that war.
No white American females
died in that war,
or maybe a handful, if any.
No white American female
was required by law to register
with the Selective Service.
White females were free to
get out of high school and get a job
and not worry about the draft.
Nobody ever questioned a white female's honor or courage
for avoiding possible slaughter or maiming in that war.

No female died in the Battle of Gettysburg, either,
where thousands of Union soldiers died
fighting to end slavery.

Our graduate student's mother was a feminist,
or so she thought.
She hated her husband,
our graduate student's father,
and made his life miserable,
so if that made her a feminist,
then indeed she was one.

All through our graduate student's childhood and adolescence
she threw tantrums,
screaming and yelling
and screaming and yelling
for hours on end,
throwing plates and dishes.

She was a member of the
business and professional women's association,
she often pronounced proudly,
sippin on a gin,
as she sat with her legs crossed
showing off her fat, stubby little legs
in a miniskirt.

"Awell now, I must asayuh,"

"uhminiskirtsuh ONLY uhlook uhgooduh
on uhyoung-guh uhgirlzuh,"
she would often pronounce.

Less than a decade later,
she would murder
the father of our graduate student
and collect his AT&T retirement pension
for the following 30 years.

She had been sooo envious
of her friend Reilly
whose husband had died more than a decade earlier.
Reilly's husband was a fireman
and they leave good pensions to their widows !
Reilly moved into a luxury high rise
and had a view of the NYC skyline
and no bothersome husband !

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So our graduate student put it to 'em

women and minorities !
women and minorities !
What A Lie !

they were sisters in suffering,
hear them row,
(like slaves on a slave ship I suppo),
so our graduate student
analyzed the oft repeated and repeated
and repeated and repeated and repeated...phrase,
"women and minorities".

"First", wrote our graduate student,
"let us analyze the 'minorities' part of the phrase",

MINORITIES
Black People   black men   black women   black children
Hispanic People   hispanic men   hispanic women   hispanic children
Asian People   asian men   asian women   asian children

"All right", he wrote,
"we have now analyzed the 'minorities' part of the phrase.
Now let us analyze the 'women' part of the phrase.

"As you can see, most of
the world's women have already been accounted for, above.
Now, go out and get all the intellectually shallow,
bratty, whining, shrieking,
privileged, pampered, entitled white women's libbers,
because that's all that's left,
and THAT's what's meant by the 'women'
in 'women and minorities'"

Like I said,
our graduate student was from New York City.

God announced yesterday
that he was displeased with Humanity
and that he would destroy the earth this afternoon.
This morning's headlines read

God To Destroy Earth !
Women And Minorities Hardest Hit !