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finish scc, the sla hideout
 
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OK, I Just Gotta Know.
What The Heck Is This About
"the sla hideout" ?
You Have It In These Last Two Chapter Headings.
Tell Me About the sla hideout.
scc.
sacramento city college was the sla hideout.
Dean Haro told me.

What!?
Yeah.
Our Graduate Student
met Dean Haro
almost two decades later
at a fast food place in Davis, Ca.
He'd been retired a while,
had a heart attack or two,
gettin' old.
Nice thing about old people is
they don't give a fuck any more.
They'll say whatever the hell they want to.
So they're sittin' there munchin' french fries,
Dean Haro talkin' away
and he mentions that Patty Hearst
was takin' classes there
when she went "underground"
and "we all knew."

Who's "we?" ?
I dunno.
Go figure.
He'd been talkin' about scc faculty.

I don't see nobody else !
"You talkin' about ME, wise guy ?"

Very Funny.
I try.

So That's All You Know About It?
That Patty Hearst Took Classes There ?
And You Put It In The Title of Two Chapters!?
Hey.
Writin' titles is an art form, pal.
An art form.
You're talkin' to an artist here.
Like Diane Ravitch.
You seen that title she wrote in DLGAS
for chapter two?
Artistry. Artistry. Sheer Artistry!
"Hijacked! How the Standards
Movement Turned Into the
Testing Movement"
Oh! Beautiful! Beautiful!
See? She's rattin' out Lynne Cheney
for bein' a hijacker,
for hijackin the Standards Movement
and turnin' it into the Testin' Movement,
like I'm rattin' out the sla an' scc !

Why You Rat !
You Dirty R
SHUT UP!
shut up or I'll plug ya full a holes !
They had it comin' to 'em, I tell ya.
They're no good.
No good, I tell ya !

All Right, ALL Right !
You Win.
Now Let's Get On With This Dirty, Rotten Story.
It's like this, see?
The main point of this entire narrative
is to show the conspiracy against Our Graduate Student
that he uncovered over the years.
sac city was his neighborhood community college.
It was a half mile away from his house,
a brisk, healthy 15 minute walk.
He'd already taken classes there.
But, after The 1982 Newsletters
that he wrote a few miles away at sac state,
he encountered a hostile environment there,
a hostile learning environment
from the faculty, see?

Sure. Sure, I Get It.
How Hostile Were They ?
As hostile as they could, pal.
If he didn't fight back,
who knows how far they would have gone !?
mchugh, the angry, frustrated,
hate-filled former jesuit priest,
had this FAKE Mythology in his head
that Our peaceful, letter-writing Graduate Student
was a violent terrorist !
He was insinuating that Our Graduate Student
was taking chemistry classes
to learn how to kill people and make bombs !
That's what the liberal
and leftist RADICALS were doing !
not peaceful, letter-writing Neocons
like Our Graduate Student.
Crazy, frustrated, radical, violent jesuit priests,
like the berrigan brothers were blowing things up
with bombs!

If Our Graduate Student
didn't stop hulbe, the fat, roley-poley astronomy teacher,
and mchugh, the hostile, frustrated former jesuit priest,
and their campaign against him
by exposing and challenging their hostile behavior,
who knows how far the escalation would have gone !?
They definitely would have run him off the campus,
and they would have got him arrested
if they could have provoked a confrontation,
that's for sure!
They might have provoked other students to attack him !
We will show how Our Graduate Student
fought off similar attempts to get him
over the next two decades,
and how they eventually DID imprison him,
resulting in his flight from california in 2006
as a Political Refugee!
 
Aren't We Being A Little Dramatic ?
No. We're Not.
But, of course,
it doesn't fit your MYTHOLOGY, does it ?
You know, shortly after Our Graduate Student
fled to Middletown, near Harrisburg PA,
he read the local Harrisburg paper, "The Patriot News."
There was a very self-congratulatory story
in "The Patriot News" about a young refugee family
from South Korea, living "somewhere" in the Harrisburg area
(underground, like the sla, no doubt),
being protected and supported by good-willed locals.
Oh! They were so pleased with themselves !
Sooooooooooooo pleased with themselves !
And it was all just too too chic !
So very, very, tres, tres chic, I'm sure !
I mean, the young Korean man
got on the plane in Korea
just in time !
just before the authorities came to get him.

It'll do so much for harrisburg tourism.
The nice young couple from Peoria or Lake Wobegon
will be vacationing with their young children
and, as they walk on a downtown street,
she'll see a young Korean couple,
also walking the downtown streets with their young children.
She, the young white woman,
being quicker of mind and observation,
and more perceptive and intuitive than her husband,
will notice them first.
"Oh, look ! honey.
Maybe that's that political refugee from Korea.
What a lovely family.
Don't stare honey !
We don't want to make them afraid !
Let's just walk pass them and smile
and let them know they're welcome here in America !
Let's wink at them, honey,
so they'll know that we know who they are
but that their secret is safe with us !"
So they pass close by the Korean couple,
smiling and winking at them.
"Oh, honey ! I'm afraid !
That crazy American woman is acting so strange.
Maybe she's one of those sex perverts we heard about.
All those white american females are sex perverts !
She probably wants her whole family to have sex
with our family !!
But if a white man has sex with pretty girl,
the american white females imprison him.
They're so jealous !
They're so controlling !
They're crazy, honey !
Oh, hurry, honey ! Finish up your business !
I want to get back to Korea right away !"
Oh, yes, it's too too tres chic.
Soon downtown harrisburg will have
a revitalization program
based on the allure of possible sightings
of young Korean refugee families
who got out just in the nick of time.

Meanwhile, they have an actual (not imaginary) real, live,
home-grown refugee in their midst,
but they'll never recognize him.
They'll just fuck with him
and keep him marginalized and impoverished.
Acknowledging HIM would expose their FAKE Mythology !
He'll go to church to join in the community,
and there a retired fbi agent will take him aside
and tell him he better be cool.
They're always doing that at truck stops
and churches and wherever.
That's their motto. intimidate.  intimidate.  intimidate.

Oh, the wonderful Mythology that we're so wonderful.
We give shelter to foreign refugees
who arrive here starry-eyed and
grateful and amazed at our goodness,
Oh, it's so feel-good about ourselves !
It's so CHIC, like SoHo. So CHIC.
We're with it, baby.
Harrisburg has their own refugee !
Just like Davis, ca, has their own Superfund Site !
Somewhere between the golf course,
the country-club campus,
and the corn field
davis, ca has it's very own Superfund site !
Gotta have something
that makes your town cool and with it and chic.
But a white American guy as a refugee !?
No Way !!!
That doesn't fit the Mythology !!!
A refugee that WE created !?
Who's fleeing us !?
We'll just ignore him and pretend it never happened.
We'll call him crazy.
Offer him $400 a month for a mental disability.
Besides, HE's not starry-eyed and grateful.
He's mad as hell !
His eyes are full of condemnation, contempt, and rage !
We want starry-eyed and grateful refugees
that we rescue from OTHER people, the BAD people.
We don't want to have to admit
that WE're the BAD people,
that WE're the people who made a Political Refugee
out of Our peaceful, letter-writing Graduate Student,
that we've forced HIM underground like the sla.
By the way, did you know that mary jane olson (soliah)
(soliah, that's another cool-SOUNDING word.
sounds like "soul", like "soul brother", "soul sister",
"soul sistah" take out the s,s,t "soul i  ah"
yeah, that's right ! mary jane olson,
aka soliah, is a REAL soul sistah,
just like Eldridge Cleaver. she gets her five-year sentence,
her slap on the wrist for murdering a church lady,
and she mocks that she's gonna write a cookbook in jail,
just like Eldridge Cleaver. recipes for revolution,
no doubt. Oh! they're so witty, clever and superior,
don't they think of themselves !
But, you know, mary jane olson is a WONDERFUL person.
She lived up there near Laura Ingram Wilder. Neighbors!
she was in a school play. THAT's RIGHT !
she was in a school play !
When she went underground,
after murdering a church lady while robbing a bank,
she was in a school play !
Well, that certainly wipes the slate clean, doesn't it?
She's a wonderful person, said "the sacramento bee"
because she was in a school play !
So we can't EXECUTE HER the way anybody else
would be executed for doing what she did.
We can't BURN HER AT THE STAKE
FOR BEING THE WICKED WITCH SHE REALLY IS !
No ! She was in a school play !
That's what "the sacramento bee" said.
That made her wonderful.
But the sacramento bee doesn't like Patty Hearst,
the 19-year-old girl
who the sla kidnapped and kept in a closet for 57 days.
And neither did the fbi !
They FUCKING PROSECUTED the kidnapped 19-year-old girl
for being a terrorist !
I'd like to see that fucking punk of a prosecutor
spend 57 days in a god-damned closet at gunpoint
and not go crazy !
One day and he'd go crazy.
But, whatever, he's crazy already anyway,
a real fucking punk.

A Shout Out to You, Patty Hearst, Sister !
The best revenge is living well, they say.

Soliah went UNDERGROUND !?
On the Lamb !?
Fleein' the Federalis !?
Hangin' out in Sancho Panza's Hideout !?
Meetin' "me and Julio" down by de school yard !?

Me too !
I wanna be one of the cool kids, too !
I wanna go on the lam
and go underground
and go to underground cafes...

Of course, the murdered church lady's son
had to PULL FUCKING TEETH
to get the sacramento district attorney (jan scully)
to prosecute mary jane.
"They didn't have enough evidence"
was the excuse, I think.
Even though mary jane had admitted to the shooting,
or there were eye-witnesses or videos or something.
"The shotgun went off ACCIDENTALLY" she said.
The loaded shotgun that she brought into the bank lobby
to commit a robbery and that she pointed at the church lady
went off ACCIDENTALLY
and ACCIDENTALLY killed the church lady.
sla terrorists don't kill people !
loaded SHOTGUNS accidentally kill people !
You silly americans !

But that sacramento district attorney (jan scully)
didn't have to have any teeth pulled
to get her to arrest
Our Graduate Student as a felony fugitive
for carelessly collecting 100 or so signatures
in his whimsical venture to receive one official vote
as a write-in candidate for governor
in the 2003 recall election in california.

Are you paying attention ?
 
Yes. And I'm Getting Sick.
Good. That's a good sign.
And mad. Mad, I hope.
You see, this story's been playin' out
for a looooooooooooong time.
They've been tryin' to get Our Graduate Student
for a looooooooooooong time,
and it's so unbelievable
that it even took Our Graduate Student
a looooooooooooong time to put the pieces together.
It's so unbelievable to those
who ascribe to the liberal Mythologies,
like the Mythology that it's Betty Crocker
who participates in school plays,
that it's Dorothy in her red slippers
who participates in school plays,
that it's Opie's teacher
who participates in school plays,
that it's Beaver's teacher
who participates in school plays,
that it's Diane Ravitch's Mrs Ratliff
who participates in school plays...
it's so much a part of our feel-good mythology
that teachers are angels and saints
that it's very discomforting to accept
that teachers and their conspirators
have persecuted Our Graduate Student.

So, we have to explain
THE WHOLE PICTURE
You see, if mary jane olson (soliah)
can walk into a suburban bank
to commit a bank robbery
under the auspices of a terrorist group (the sla)
and murder a church lady making church deposits
in plain sight
and then get an wink
and a tap-on-the-wrist 5-year sentence,
ONLY after tireless prodding
by the murdered woman's son,
because of the mitigating circumstance
that she was later
in a GOD DAMNED MOTHERFUCKING
SCHOOL PLAY !
while she was underground,
we got some real stubborn education Mythologies
to bust.
some real stubborn Mythologies
about the supposed "wonderfulness"
of liberal, white, entitled, american females
that need to be exposed
and busted
 
I'm With Ya.
We DO Have To Be Reminded Of These Things.
In Fact, Some Of This Stuff
I Didn't Even KNOW !
That's right.
Information Overload.
That's how they get away with it.
Just like today,
there was just too much happening
for everyone to know what was going on.
Just like me.
Even though I participated in campus disorders,
it wasn't until I read Diane Ravitch's
historical accounts of them
in "Left Back" and "The Troubled Crusade"
that I put the whole story together.
Similarly, we have to tell the WHOLE story
to explain the conspiracy
against Our Graduate Student.

We can't just say,
"U.S. senator barbara boxer
and yolo county education administrator
elizabeth ruport
and other feminist and liberal
educators and politicians
based out of northern california,
tried to entrap and frame
Our Graduate Student
with a fraud rap
and destroyed his teaching career
because they didn't like
what he wrote in His 1982 Newsletters
at sac state."

We can't just say that,
even though it's true,
even though it's a true summary.

People want to know,
"Where's the beef?"

You want it?
You Got It.

Here it is.
 
OK, Tell Us The Rest
of the sac city story.
Not much more to tell about sac city, really.
The main point
is that Our Graduate Student
was astonished and hurt
to find all that hostility
because he was just an enthusiastic student
with a good attitude,
grateful for another opportunity to educate himself.

He was surprised and angry to discover
that they were fucking with him
over those Newsletters he had written at sac state
a couple of years ago.
Pretty damn childish of them, he thought.
He had let it go in the summer of '82.
Past. done. over with. history. move on.
It had been a routine, commonplace
exercise in Free Speech
for Our sophisticated, cosmopolitan,
intellectually mature Graduate Student
raised in the New York City culture.
He had actually moved to california
for its reputation as a trend-setting state.
Never did he expect them to be
so intellectually immature and childish.

So, he dealt with hulbe and mchugh,
the fat astronomy boy and the angry, frustrated jesuit
drop out.
mchugh was a drop out, basically.
he dropped out from the jesuits.
mchugh the dropout.
 
What's This About ?
Oh, just havin' a little fun.
It keeps you from goin' crazy, you know!
Our Graduate Student
was talking to mchugh one day
and mchugh was getting his
moral righteousness all worked up
about the imaginary badness of Our Graduate Student,
and mchugh yells,
"You, sir, are a
a dropout !"
Our Graduate Student didn't know whether
he should laugh or respond or whatever.
These nitwit hating liberals
are always surprising you, ya know?
So, Our Graduate Student,
somewhat taken aback and confused, replies,
"Well, I have a B.A. degree from UC Davis
that says I'm not !"
 
mchugh didn't realize that he had taken on
a champion word-fighter from Hazelwood Avenue
in Newark, New Jersey.
"Anything you say bad about me,
I'm rubber. You're glue.
Anything you say good,
I'm glue, you're rubber."
Our Graduate Student was a tenth degree
black belt word-fighter.
"Oh yeah ? I have a B.A. degree from UC Davis
that says I'm NOT a dropout !"
(as if that was something to brag about lol !)
Whaddya have to say about THAT,
loudmouth mchugh ?
mchugh was left speechless
Oh yeah ? Yeah!
Oh yeah ? Yeah!
Oh yeah ? Yeah!
So's your mother ! Your mother, too !
It coulda gone on like that, I suppose.

Now, Our Graduate Student just realized
that mchugh WAS A DROPOUT !
from the jesuit order.

Too bad Our Graduate Student
didn't think of it back then
when they were callin' each other names.
He coulda said, "BACK ON YOU !"
He really WAS rubber
and mchugh really WAS glue
when he said those bad, hurtful things.
Is it too late to sue sac city
for intentional infliction of emotional distress ?
 
All right. ALL RIGHT !
That's Enough.
What Else About sac city ?
Not much.
Our Graduate Student
dealt with the hostility
in a professional, mature manner
and made a friend and colleague in Dean Richard Haro.
Haro blocked for him, he could tell.

How So ?
Well, after that summer school chemistry class,
Our Graduate Student
enrolled in math and chemistry classes
and started to work as a tutor
in the "Math Lab".
Sort of an oxymoron, don't you think ?
I mean, there are no beakers or bunson burners
in a math lab.
But, anyway, that's what they call it out there.
Our Graduate Student worked in the math lab
for about a minimum wage.
Better than driving a forklift and lumping freight.
The place was swarming with feminist math teachers
and high-powered female math students.
It was the politically correct thing.
Still is.
Get the females into traditionally male
classes and occupations.

But they walked on egg shells
around Our Graduate Student.

But there's always one who tips their hand.
There was this young math student
who also worked in the math lab
and she was always chatting up
Our Graduate Student
and she'd let little comments slip out
so he could figure out what
the female instructors on the campus
were telling them to say.

She compared him once to Germaine Greer,
the author of "The Female Eunuch." (CHECK THAT OUT)
It really surprised him.
In later years, he came to realize
that it was only the feminists
who respected him.
It was sort of a backhanded compliment,
the was they persecuted him
and tried to frame him as a fraud.
"Well" he thought, "at least they think I MATTER,
that what I did was significant,
worthy of notice and punishment
by those at the highest levels !"

That's Interesting.
Yes, the feminists
were smart enough to understand
that The 1982 Newsletters were significant,
prescient,
and apparently the script for the rush limbaugh program,
the beginning of a trend
that would culminate with
"Illiberal Education" by Dinesh D'Souza
and "The Language Police" by Diane Ravitch.

But the conservatives just
swept him under the rug
rather than recognize his contribution.

Assholes.

There's an interesting story about that girl that gives some historical context
to the racial and sexual politics on campus (REFER TO D'SOUZA AND BERKELEY ADMISSIONS)
She was a math whiz (talk about it) and applied to Berkeley
She didn't get in (cite D'Souza)
(do a piece on all those poor people without advantages
who did very well academically and intellectually,
like Lincoln, Franklin, Frederick Douglas, DuBois,
Tom Sowell and other contemporaries)

So, Did Our Graduate Student
Have A Good Year Taking Classes And Tutoring ?
Yes, he did.
He read in the newspapers
that there was a
"critical shortage" of math and science teachers
(there ALWAYS is)
so he took The National Teachers' Exams
in math, physical science, social science,
and the general knowledge test
and scored high enough
to get credentialed as a teacher in those areas,
so he decided to get a teaching credential.

So, Nothing Else Eventful ?
Well, he did have a romance
for a couple of months
with a cutie he met in the International Club.

Oh yeah !
Now You're Talkin' !
Lotsa Hot Sex With A Young Coed !
Let's Hear About THAT !
No. Just a stolen kiss on the cheek once.
And a broken heart.
That's all.
Besides, none of your fucking business !

You Brought It Up !
You asked !
Your mother !
Your own mother !
And I'm rubber, you're glue
for anything bad you say !

OK, OK ! I Give ! I Give !
You Win. You Win.
Well, there was one thing.

What Was That ?
There was this one, big amazon girl,
big norwegian or irish or something,
kinda reddish and BIG like a viking warrior
or something.
She was smart and the darling
of the feminist math cabal.
She managed the math lab.
She was on her way to Berkeley.

So, after Geraldine Ferraro
got selected to be the Vice Presidential nominee,
she starts wearing a button.
Can't remember what it said.
Some kind of feminist message.

So, Our Graduate Stu

DON'T TELL ME !
So, Our Graduate Student
goes out and gets his own button made,
"I AM
VERY PROUD
TO BE A
WHITE MAN !"
and wears it in the math lab.

Oh, My !
Gotta Love A Guy Like That !
That's what we like to think.

So, What Happened ?
She took off her button.
Our Graduate Student took off his.
They eventually ran him
out of the math lab.

So, That's It For scc ?
All I can remember now.
He had enough units
to get an Associate's Degre (A.A.)
in Math, Science, and Engineering,
so he did.
So he got a two-year degree
AFTER he got his four-year degree,
but he figured he should get it
because it was in math, science, and engineering,
not history.

He got a job as a garbage man
(sanitation crew worker)
for sacramento county for about six months,
and then enrolled in the teacher ed program
back at sac state.

OK
Very Easily.


 
 
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OK
Very Easily.